Fried Stuff Deluxe Cheese Slicer

Fried Stuff Deluxe Cheese Slicer

Introducing the Fried Stuff Deluxe Cheese Slicer! The Fried Stuff Deluxe Cheese Slicer is a heavy-duty, industrial-strength kitchen utensil that quickly slices through both cheese and flesh!

The Fried Stuff Deluxe Cheese Slicer is easy to use for the whole family! Just ask Star Wars Kid!

I’ve often had trouble slicing through cheese. But now, with the Fried Stuff Deluxe Cheese Slicer, I can slice through cheese and still open up a frozen Tauntaun on Hoth! Thanks Fried Stuff!

Do you have a Wookie infestation problem? Or even worse, Ewoks?!

Not any more! The Fried Stuff Deluxe Cheese Slicer can slice and dice those Wookies and Ewoks while still cutting cheese like it was butter!

The Fried Stuff Deluxe Cheese Slicer can be used on most any type of cheese or imaginary animal from a galaxy far, far away!

Just look at all these options!

  • American
  • Bantha
  • Cheddar
  • Provolone
  • Swiss
  • Tauntaun
  • Wampa
  • and 7 or 8 more!

Use your Fried Stuff Deluxe Cheese Slicer to create these wonderful dishes!

  • appetizers – like cheese!
  • sandwiches – bacon and cheese!
  • desserts – delicious pies and cakes!
  • drinks – cheese cola!

How much would you expect to pay for the Fried Stuff Deluxe Cheese Slicer? Eleven? Maybe twelve parsecs? You can buy the Fried Stuff Deluxe Cheese Slicer today for only $199.95! Or you can make 42 easy payments of only $4.760714!

And if you call in the next 3.14 seconds we will reduce the price of the Fried Stuff Deluxe Cheese Slicer to only $189.95! That’s a 42.7% PRICE REDUCTION as far as you know!

The Fried Stuff Deluxe Cheese Slicer comes with a 10-day warranty for only $29.95! So don’t miss out on this opportunity to get your own Fried Stuff Deluxe Cheese Slicer!

Call 1-800-867-5309 now! Operators are standing by!!!!1

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