On the heels of the fake Guy Fieri restaurant menu, a fan sent us this video of New Yorkers responding to the announcement of a new Guy Fieri restaurant in Williamsburg.

There’s a trend in Brooklyn where people eat at Guy Fieri’s restaurant “ironically” like good little hipsters.

But what would they say if Guy opened a restaurant in their “home” town? Would they love it? Would they hate it? Yes. Both. At the exact same time. Ironically and with happy disdain.

Personally I’m looking forward to the cheddar-stuffed Foie Gras (duck that’s been force-fed nacho cheese for two months).

Bon Appetite!

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This hilarious fake Guy Fieri menu shows that you should always buy the domain name for your restaurant or business before someone else does

Guy Fieri – restaurateur  author, television personality and game show host – co-owns five restaurants in California and is best known for his television series on the Food Network.

One of his restaurants, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar in New York City, was parodied by Bryan Mytko (@bryanmytko). Guy purchased the domain name GuysAmerican.com but Bryan purchased the full domain name, GuysAmericanKitchenAndBar.com, in order to create a hilarious fake menu.

Some of our favorite menu items include

Appetizers

Guy’s Big Balls

Snuggle up to two 4-pound Rice-A-Roni crusted mozzarella balls endangered with shaved lamb and pork and blasted with Guy’s signature Cadillac Cream sauce until dripping off the plate…

Entrees

The Blitzmas Beast

Two jumbo Big Gulp Slurpee cups filled with nacho cheese and tied to each other with 25 bacon strips fashioned into a giant bow…

Reno!!!

Popcorn crusted popcorn chicken stuffed inside Guy’s Nuthin’ Fancy Meatloaf and superbanged in a volcano of Tabasco butter…

Mashable also has a great article on the fake Guy Fieri menu.

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Would you participate in a 4200 Calorie Food Decathlon?

A friend of Fried Stuff sent these Instagram images of the Lauzon Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) 1st Annual Food Decathlon.

The challenge is to eat the following food as fast as possible and the person that can eat the most food wins a prize as well.

1. KFC Double-Down
2. Five Guys Burger
3. Doritos Loco Taco
4. Small Wendy’s French Fry
5. 5-Piece McDonald’s Nuggets
6. Glass of Milk
7. Celeste Pizza
8. Two Dunkin’ Donuts donuts
9. Burger King Hershey Pie
10. 5 Oreo Cookies

If you finish the challenge you keep eating Oreo cookies until you can’t eat any more.

Each contestant consumed over 90 grams of saturated fat, 6 grams of sodium and almost 200 grams of sugar!

MixedMartialArts.com has pictures from the event including some projectile vomiting that would make Tosh.0 proud.

Sources:

• View original menu on Instagram
• View original breakdown on Instagram
• Visit Lauzon MMA
• Read more about Joe

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Planning on making some baked goods for the holiday season? Don’t forget to add the bacon! This bacon frosting from Urban Outfitters‘ is sure to make all of your treats even better.

And after you’re done you can clean up with some Bacon-Scented Hand Sanitizer.

Source: Urban Outfitter’s

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PITTSBURGH, PA – Citing his new-found infatuation with crypto-currency, native Pittsburgher Dale Rimsons announced today that he will gladly order and pick up lunch for his cow-orkers but will only accept the popular electronic money, Bitcoin, as payment.

Dale, who is known around the office as the “Director of Lunches”, has always volunteered to be the lunch-bitch.

Most of my cow-orkers are really busy or have lots of meetings so I’m happy to get lunch for them. I enjoy getting out of the office and ultimately I make a bit of cash because people round up or donate gas money.

Dale continued,

But when I learned about Bitcoins and crypto-currency I wanted to spread the word. Everyone at work got tired of me talking about it so I thought they would understand it better if I showed them how to use it.

Dale’s co-workers were not happy with the change.

Do you know how annoying it is to buy Bitcoin? You have to go to a 7-11 or Walmart and send money to some random person in Timbuktu. Then a couple days later you have Bitcoin. I’m hungry NOW.

Dale’s co-workers were describing the sometimes convoluted process of acquiring Bitcoin or BTC. The electronic currency is known for its ability to keep payments between parties anonymous however that anonymity means that you can’t just walk into a bank with US dollars and leave with Bitcoin.

Dale said,

I’m actually doing them a favor by forcing them to go to some effort to pay for their lunch. Since I’ve been doing this [picking up lunch] everyone seems to have gained quite a bit of weight. I’m becoming concerned for their health.

According to Wikipedia, “…the Bitcoin payment network is the most powerful distributed computing network known, at over 275 petaFLOPS and counting.” The decentralized peer-to-peer network is used to administer and secure the currency without the need for governmental oversight.

Dale has long been a supporter of other distributed computing efforts such as SETI@Home, ClimatePrediction.net, Folding@Home and even distributed screensavers like ElectricSheep.org so Bitcoin was a natural fit.

To date, Dale has received 0 Bitcoin (BTC) for his lunch delivery efforts and begrudgingly accepts cash or PayPal like a normal human being.

Photo by: zcopley

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