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Will Solve Your Rubik’s Cube For Food

Will Solve Your Rubik’s Cube For Food

Awesome personal ad on Craigslist! This guy will solve your Rubik’s Cube for food (or $20).

I will meet you at your favorite Pittsburgh-area restaurant and solve your standard 3x3x3 Rubik’s cube for dinner or $20 (your choice).

I prefer working with fit or cuddly single/separated/divorced white female customers in their early 30s looking for some company for dinner. In exchange I will solve the Rubik’s Cube that has been sitting on your desk for the past 10 years.

I have approximately one year of cube-solving experience and I can solve a standard, unmodified, square Rubik’s cube in under 3 minutes. If you aren’t interested in dinner after that you can pay $20 and we will go our separate ways.

PLEASE NOTE: “Rubik’s Cube” is NOT a euphemism for something else (so don’t flag me)!


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